"My Man"

I have decided this next post is going to be about "my man"... He is by far one of the most important things in my life, and this next post is just a creative touch on how I look at "my man", and just how much he means to me!

In the mornings at home, I watch my man brush his teeth (of course without him knowing I do this), vigorously working his toothbrush for two to three minutes, until the foam covers his mouth "clown-style". He leans into the sink, one arm kind of crooked on the edge. He spits, enthusiastically, then shuffles off to get dressed. Walking even in those wee morning hours like a man rich with confidence. My eyes track him and I think, "god, he is handsome, how could anyone look at him and not see the amazing person that I see?"

The best future I can imagine would be to watch him brush his teeth everyday for the rest of my life. God, if i were any more in love, I would be unbearable company!!!

How did after all these years this big love happen!?! A love so bright I can only sneak glimpses, and anything more would ignite me like tissue paper. The moment I knew, you ask???...Plain and simple, the day we were driving in his car, and out of nowhere he yells, "damn it I'm ready for you to ask me to be your boyfriend!" You're probably wondering, why ME asking him to be MY boyfriend... Shouldn't it be the other way around? Well after him "proposing" three times and two of those three times with an onion ring at The Yard House; he finally said to me that he was done asking me to either 'A' be his girlfriend, or 'B' marry him, (Must you know this was after only I think three weeks of dating, and you have to understand his humor :) ) and that if I wanted to be his girlfriend I was going to have to ask him. So, it was only about a week later, when we were in the car and he yell that comment. That moment alone told me all I needed to know about who this man was and what he could be for me. So since he "proposed/asked me to be his girlfriend" with onion rings, I thought, what was more fitting than me asking him to be my boyfriend with a ring pop? So that is what I did!

I love my boyfriend because of who he is, the exact same reason that he loves me. I am simply drunk with love and optimism, aimlessly looking for unicorns in the sky...

The Midwest Haircut vs. overweight America

So, as I am sitting here at the airport, I'm in absolute amazement at a few things I keep noticing, two things to be exact. One of which Paul and I have noticed on several different occasions; and we notice it every single time we go back to Wisconsin and South Dakota. It's like you can tell when you're sitting in the airport where all these women are going to or are from! We think it's just a Midwest thing... Here it goes... Why is it that 95% of Midwest women, I'd say between the ages of 30 and 60, have the same damn haircut? There might however be a slight variation of this haircut, but all in all it is the same haircut! I know y'all know what I'm talking about too. It's that "stack in the back", maybe a little longer in the front kind of cut; and if they are closer to the '30ish' age range, then they want to kind of "spike" the back up, have a quasi-part in the front or bang area, and "poof" the hell out of the crown section. They manage to have just a few bangs coming down off to the side of that quasi-part. Now by all means I am not slamming anyone, for the love of god, I just wear my hair up in a ponytail 75% of the time. But good lord ladies, it is not a flattering hair cut on every single woman! This picture is a pretty good example of the cut that I am talking about, and again, there are many versions of this cut, whether it's shorter all over, or maybe a little longer up front... I am sorry, I just had to get it off my chest...

The second thing have noticed, is actually everywhere, not just the airport. It is just that what I was at the airport really put the cherry on top for me. 64% of Americans are overweight, we all know that by now. We can thank many fast food chains for making all this terrible food for you, oh so convenient. This is obviously not the only reason for this crisis, just one of many. Here is an example of what I am talking about... The Jack in the Box Chicken Club Salad has 866 calories in it, and a whopping 59 grams of fat! And they say their salads are part of their healthy menu! I would hate to see what one of their burgers has in it for calories and fat content. Any way, its all about convenience, and pure laziness as consumers. Another example, I ran to Staples the other day for a three ring binder and some paperclips, and what do they have right next to the check out stand? Freaking king size candy bars! Since when do you need a king sized snickers while picking up a few office supplies???!!!

Sorry that was just a tangent I had to go on. Here is what I experienced at the airport. This obese couple sitting across from me while we were waiting for our plane literally had a "food bag" for traveling. I shit you not!! Now maybe I am just jumping to conclusions about this couple. Maybe they needed snack for some serious reason, but somehow I just couldn't buy that thought... You have to understand that this flight from Phoenix to Sioux Falls is only 2 hours and 45 min. It's no flight across the world, where in that case I too probably would have had a "food bag". Let me just give you an idea of what I saw in their "food bag"... salt & vinegar chips, sweetened tea, 2 large roast beef sandwiches, pre-wrapped non-the-less, ranch flavored corn nuts, BBQ flavored corn nuts, cool ranch Doritos, king sized snickers, honey roasted peanuts, and a diet Dr. Pepper...

I chuckled a little as the woman says, "I'm going to quick eat my sandwich before we get on the plane since we've been delayed a half an hour, that way I won't have to eat the sandwich and make a mess on the plane." Are you kidding me lady? You can't tell me with all that junk food you have packed, you're not going to eat anything else while you're on the plane?!... The woman proceeded to finish her sandwich and top it off with the entire bag of BBQ chips and one of the snickers... UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!!!

I realize that I am not perfect, no one is. I have several things that I need to work on and by no means am I putting anyone down for the choices that they decide to make. I am just dumb-founded at the obesity in the country and I guess today I just needed to vent about the frustration. This is a life choice that these people make and by all means it is up to them and them only to make these choices. They are hurting themselves and those that love them and if they continue to go down this path, then so be it. This may be selfish, but I do not feel bad one bit for these people, they are doing it to themselves.

It takes all kinds to make the world go round... Whether its a funny haircut or eating their life away. Life, my life does go on...

Hiccups???

So I have had the hiccups for the 7th time today!!! Un-freaking-believable!!!! I don't think I can tell you how bad I hate having the hiccups!!! They have to be by far the most annoying body quirk known to man!!! If I have them for long enough, I end up getting a headache. UGH!!!

So I did a little research on hiccups... They are an uncontrollable contradiction of the diaphragm. There are like a million things that can give you the hiccups; from swallowing to much air (that seems a little obvious to me), consuming to much alcohol and eating to fast. I have been binging on root beer and vanilla meringues (which are like 90% air) this evening, so problem solved... NO more meringues.

However I swear that I have tried all remedies to get rid of my hiccups. I have held my breath multiple times, drank small sips for water quickly, drank a glass of water through a wash cloth, and even tried drinking water upside down. Oddly enough, drinking water through a wash cloth seems to do the trick. My question for you is, what works for you? Am I missing any super duper trick to get rid of these obnoxious bodily quirks???

I'm off to bed y'all... Goodnight!

About Me...

So here it goes... My first post! I guess it's kind of hard to sit here and think about what I'm going to write about! I have many ideas for post's down the road, but WOW, this one is gonna be tough! Maybe it would be best if I explained myself a little bit and why I have a picture of a nerdy girl in my post...

I am 29 years old, but truly act like a child, and love it! I really don't know if I'll ever become a "grown up". What really is a "grown up" anyway? The dictionary defines it as "having reached the age of maturity". That will never be me! Life is to short to not enjoy every minute of it. Like Ferris Bueller said, "life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!"

Which brings me to my next thought... I a movie NERD!!!!! I love movies period! Especially old ones I grew up with... Money Pit, Romancing the Stone, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, I could really go on forever, but I will save this for its own post!

I have a tendency to say the wrong things at the wrong time, my mind wonders constantly, I have the most random thoughts, which you will soon learn about me! I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world, his name is Paul and I love him!!!

I love root beer, shiny red things, music, and all kinds of music! I have an odd obsession with sunken ships, I love history, the food network and roller coasters. I have problems being grammatically correct and I don't care! Paul and I have a Miniature Pinscher named Jack and he is like our child. I love thunderstorms, and I don't mean the pathetic excuse of a storm out here in Arizona. I'm talking about the real thunderstorms you get back in the Midwest. The ones that make you almost a little nervous, questioning whether or not you should go to the basement with flash lights and a battery operated radio, kind of storm. Speaking of which, it kind of looks like it might rain here... hummm... NICE!

I love coffee, tea, and root beer. Oh ya, I already said root beer... Take me to Starbucks, order me a venti, 8 pump, soy, light ice chai and I will be your best friend forever. I love Cheetos, the color red and interior design. The way you have your house decorated is a reflection of you as a person... I am a very creative. My favorite holiday is... well I guess I don't really have just one favorite holiday, I like Halloween and Christmas equally. I love to decorate my house for these holidays. It drives Paul crazy, because I go a little nuts around these holidays!!

I love dogs, old cars, and my family...

So as for the nerdy picture; it pretty much identifies me as a person... a nerd at heart!!! This was just dipping a pinkie toe into the world of Abby... Thanks for stopping by!!!